|| Ohhh, Calandra...
Well, after lo, these many months, I finally remembered to post a few Caroline moments I've had or heard lately.
The first is Chapter 1000 in my continual struggle with our coffee maker. How many mistakes can you make with a coffee maker, you may be wondering? Well, time will tell.
Yesterday, I put the coffee grinds in the one compartment, and Renee told me to fill the pot with water up to the 4. So, I did. And then left it. Don't ask me why I thought this would work, but after about 15 minutes, I noticed it was smoking, and the water had not magically turned into coffee like I'd somehow thought it would. And then Renee, as she always does, came along and told me you have to pour the water into the coffee maker. Who knew?
The next one was actually Calandra's. She was in Starbucks, and a guy came along, and said, "Hey, I think you're pretty cute." And Calandra thought he was cute, too, and, trying to be flirty, replied, "Well, that makes two of us!" The guy just looked at her funny and walked away. Then she realized how she'd sounded and went "No, wait! I meant.... Oh, never mind."
And that, friends, is the day Calandra realized that she really can't flirt.